So you're saying to yourself "Oh, god, another site with stuff they
want me to buy." But at THIS site, my friends, things are different,
because these are TINYTIM items, the likes of which the
world has NEVER SEEN BEFORE! Now, granted, they've seen the STUFF
before, but none of it said "TinyTIM" on it. UNTIL NOW!
At this site, you can find out what items are for sale, what items HAVE been for sale, and what items we're thinking of selling in the future. There's even cheap ways for YOU to market TinyTIM FOR US, so you can feel as dirty and oily with the fickle finger of Capitalism along with the wizards. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A WIZARD YOURSELF, except of course, you're not. Hey, that wallet looks a bit heavy.
Right now, the TinyTIM T-shirt's image can be viewed Here.
There are 90 shirts available, half in XL and half in XXL. Yes, TIMsters are traditionally VERY BIG PEOPLE and we're accounting for that with this run.
The shirts are selling for $25 apiece, and if you ORDER NOW, Sketch will throw in whatever crap is lying around his house! And if you BULK UP, you can order 3 or more shirts for just $20, a pretty hefty savings!
Either accost Sketch in his home or workplace, or send $25 + $2.90 shipping and handling to:
TinyTIM T-Shirts 187 Middlesex Avenue, Suite #1 Medford, MA 02155Remember, these are FULL COLOR, 100 PERCENT COTTON SHIRTS, and we expect them to sell like hotcakes. Mmm, hotcakes. TINYTIM - BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU'D BE TOPLESS. AGAIN.