KhaOS & Jost have wanted to be Wizards on TinyTIM for what seems like years, and like dozens of other Players, have been gunning for this honor for no small time. Palms have been greased, compliments showered like soap at a car wash, and Sketch has an oddly familiar smile about his face. With TinyTIM being on the Internet and all, it makes sense to share their life-changing experience with everyone on it. Everyone. Even people who don't want to see it. After lengthy discussions with the producers of this site, it was decided that this web site would be the best way to cast a circus-like atmosphere into what is already pretty much an off-the-wall ceremony, and everyone left in the dust can at the very least give out a wan smile and return to their mailboxes only sniffling a little. As a statement to the ridiculousness of the weight of this event, Jost and KhaOS want everyone to know:

"The act of being wizzed, which we have all witnessed over the years on TIM, is so beautiful and real, that we want the whole world to nuzzle its collective nose into our (soon to be) wizardly butts. We would love to make a few bucks on the side, but the whole thing has been monopolized by the Chuckles/Whamphat odds-making conglomerate, so the best we can do is lay a few pennies on No_New_Wiz."

The "Our First Wizbits" website has opened on July 16, 1998 - and will probably not be changed even after the wizbit or wizbits are given out on July 18 .

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