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ATLANTA
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Pictures of the 1999 Atlanta TIM Party.
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NEWYEARS.97
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Sketch's cousin, Marcie (she's not on TIM, don't worry about hitting on her) attended the 1997 New Year's festivities in Rehoboth Beach, Deleware. She's a professional photographer, and between jogs along the boardwalk and avoiding everyone's clutches, she took some pretty spiff photos of a few selected joyous scenes.
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adhama.chinadoll.jpg
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Adhama, an Australian TIMster, lays one on ChinaDoll, who may or may not be a TIMster but man, does she look smoochable. Notice how happy she is to be kissing someone whose head is 14 times as big as her own.
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aerin.bovine.jpeg
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A leftover shot from the cow.net promotional photo shoots, Aerin discovered a baby cow in a small special corrall apart from the adult cows. (Guess they didn't want the little girl trampled or something.) The cow would gleefully suck on any offered finger, figuring it was milk time, and Aerin made just the cutest little face as she tried to will her fingers to produce milk.
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aislin.gif
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Aislin (who is different than Aislinn), an English TIMsterette, shows off her pretty smile on a black and white scan that was done on a pretty dirty scanner. Note basic black clothing.
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aislinn.gif
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Aislinn, in an amazingly professional photograph, attempts to render your fashion sense numb with her magic hat. Her deathlike grip on it shows that at any moment it was ready to spring off her head and kill you with flowers.
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ajax.gif
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A'jax (he's the one on the right) shows you he owns a camera but no color scanner.
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akasha.jpg
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tim
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Akasha practices for her Driver's License Photo.
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akasha.nc4.jpg
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Akasha guards Woody's sacred staircase at NC4.
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alisha.jpg
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tim
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Alisha (in stunning tye-dye) and other Pittburgh-area TIMsters crowd around a computer trying to see if TIM has locked any of them out again. She's absolutely overjoyed that someone has captured this on film.
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alisha.kappa.dr.weird.jpg
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tim
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Pittburgh-area TIMsters pose for the camera, with Dr. Weird looking a little worried that all those tchotchkes around the room are going to suddenly rise in insurrection and kill them.
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alisha2.jpg
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tim
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"OK, so you say the Quickcam is working again? Let me just tes...OW!!! MY EYES! AIGH! MY EYES!" (Note how the guy in the background can't believe these computer things can take pictures of you.)
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alisha3.jpg
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tim
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Alisha still can't get over it. You click the button, your image freezes, and the image looks JUST LIKE YOU!
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aminah.jpg
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tim
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Aminah gets ready for her big night out; she's dressed to impress and we're gonna BOOGIE, girl!
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arielle.jpg
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tim
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Arielle looks like a first-year medical student, who wants to help the world one patient at a time.
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arwen.darkle.knight.gif
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tim
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I leave the count of barnyard animals up to you.
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arwen.jpg
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tim
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She said if I insulted her photo the photo would go away, and I couldn't face the tragedy.
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ataru.jpg
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tim
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Ataru as collage; a man with many faces, or perhaps no particular attention to which photos he's using to represent himself. Helpfully, he insults his own work by calling it "lame" in a statement across his chest.
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ataru2.jpg
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tim
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Having forsaken the middle-of-the-road looks of his previous photo, Ataru looks up to his left to see if anyone notices he looks like a bassist in a somewhat-hungry-but-up-and-coming rock band.
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ataru3.jpg
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Ataru jumps forward and gains the looks of the aforementioned Rock bassist as he tries to establish himself in later years as a critical artiste'. Note the soft, dreamy eyes; I know I did.
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axeth.jpg
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tim
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This is the last known photo of Axeth before he was captured.
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aza2.jpg
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tim
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There is NO WAY you're going to use this classroom before it is cleared, in writing, and azatoth approves. He's in no mood for your garbage today.
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azathoth.jpg
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tim
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Azatoth is feeling a little better now, because he only has to guard the big ugly orange door on this shift, and no-one actually uses the big ugly orange door.
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banana.2.jpg
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Banana realizes HIS OWN NAVEL IS TAKING PICTURES OF HIM! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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banana.jpg
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tim
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Banana is so glad you've finally discovered his terrible secret; that he uses Windows 95. Now he can be that much more open with you.
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becka.gif
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Becka smiles gracefully in her flapper dress even as her photographer uses a dwarf star as a flash. Perseverance, thy name is Becka!
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bent_dunce.gif
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That's no Dunce Cap! He's being ABDUCTED! GRAB HIS FEET!
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bjack.gif
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tim
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Several things to note about B'jack (nee Blackjack) in this photo. - He IS holding a plastic fish.
- He always looks like this. Every single photo of him ever looks like this and so you've seen this photo so you're all set.
- Over his shoulder is an actual, mounted jackalope.
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blackdeath.cow.jpg
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tim
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Well, THAT one was easy, but you Don't Want to Know how he later got the basket, too.
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blackdeath.jpg
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tim
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You know, if we just had photos of every TIMster in the style of this one, we could close the silly "chat" portion of our service and just charge for FTP access. Clean as a whistle!
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blackdeath.moon.jpg
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tim
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One is dressed for the Easter Parade, the other for the Crucifixion.
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blackdougal.jpg
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tim
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Egads! Black_Dougal, ever the efficient ex-wizard of TinyTIM, crushes his OWN head!
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blindpew.jpg
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tim
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Prithee, fortsooth! Feast thine eyes on mine matching living room set!
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blob.1.jpg
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tim
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Blob.the.Green jams away at those ivories at someone's birthday party. (I'm assuming this is a birthday party; either that, or someone's mom has no taste in tablecloths, sorry, Mom.) In darkness behind him, TIMsters conspire.
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blob.2.jpg
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tim
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Blob.the.Green looks up from his Playstation game (note the controller in his hands) and realizes that maybe, just maybe, he should have cleaned up a little.
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blob.3.jpg
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tim
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Blob.the.Green looks about as happy to have his photograph taken as a hamster gets off on being thrown out a window. Check out the world's highest-placed lightswitches, ever.
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blob.dr.weird.jpg
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tim
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These are the guys who just finished fixing your car.
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boots.jpg
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tim
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Boots poses for the camera and shows where he got his name. (Surprisingly, he is not named for what a wizard does when they see him.)
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brefin.bearded.gif
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tim
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At a convention, Brefin happily shows off his tye-dyed TinyTIM Last Brunch T-shirt. Note the beard, which was the main motivating factor in calling this "Brefin.Bearded.Gif".
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brefin.unbearded.gif
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tim
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A much earlier photo than Brefin.Bearded.Gif, but showing that happy-go-lucky smile and demeanor that makes Brefin a joy to play TIM with, even after all these years.
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buffaerin.jpg
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tim
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And after her little fling, she went RIGHT back to Chuckles.
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bulge.jpg
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tim
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MyNameIsBulgeAndIWouldLikeToGoNow
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bytorok.jpg
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tim
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What, this isn't YOUR disk drive icon too?
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chandler.jpg
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tim
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I call this dance "Canteliver Bridge".
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chicalai.2.jpg
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tim
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I'm thinking "Rollergirl".
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chicalai.jpg
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tim
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Babe-in-training Chicalai and her friend model their swimsuits unaware that the deadly Harlequin Car is fast approaching behind them. Run, pretty ladies!Your sunglasses will not protect you!
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claudia.gif
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tim
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Claudia strikes an artistic pose as she tries not to admit she likes you a lot. See that playful tuft of hair over her eyes? Yeah, she likes you.
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coal.sketch.jpg
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tim
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Hook up jumper cables, and their love will start a car.
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cool_moe.bmp
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tim
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Why choose a .BMP format, which causes my Netscape to try and download the file? Beats me. This probably looks just like cool_moe, I'll bet.
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countertopcarnage1.jpg
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tim
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The only thing better than a huge JPEG of Woody's counter during a TIM party...
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countertopcarnage2.jpg
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tim
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...is TWO pictures of Woody's counter during a TIM party. Mmm, poptarts.
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dEw.jpg
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tim
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dEw has put up several pictures of herself over time; this one proudly proclaims her Arizona Iced Tea in a field of cars. Go, dEw. We miss you. Hope that bellybutton piercing didn't leak out all your fun.
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dadaleous.jpg
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tim
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INACTIVE TIMSTER. Ha ha! I am clown! I come entertain you! Ha ha! It is your turn to do the laugh.
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dadaleous.kazulanth.jpg
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tim
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INACTIVE TIMSTERS. "Well, Red, if it's a-gonna be a matter of going through you to get to the cake, I guess that's how it's gonna be."
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dadaleous.tata.gif
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tim
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INACTIVE TIMSTER. Who the heck is "tata"? And what are those sharp pointy things?
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darkle.gif
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tim
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I am a very big, thoughtful, pleasant man. And I'd like to tell you a little about what makes me what I am.
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daron.and.magenta.jpg
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tim
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Yeah, we hooked up at Flag Day. Heh heh heh.
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daron.jpg
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tim
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Kick out the JAMS, Brothers and Sisters!
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daron.spring.97.jpg
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tim
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"Oh, kick out the JAMS? I thought you said JAM."
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daron.under.control.jpg
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tim
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Daron, TinyTIM's Canadian Ambassador of Love, lets you know that even if your world's in a tizzy and your head is feeling dizzy, he's got it all... under... control. Yeah.
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daron.xmas.97.jpg
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Daron looks a little glum, as he realizes he has filled hard drives all over the country with an unbelievable 285k JPEG, a rare and bloated species indeed. Surprisingly, he stopped short of making the books behind himreadable.
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delete_this_spleen.gif
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tim
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Oh, no, not again.
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diving_board_of_love.jpg
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tim
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Woody's diving board in North Carolina has earned the nickname "The Diving Board of Looooove" because so many people who are seeing each other (or who want to) spend time out talking on it. Caught in a special moment for this photo are Magenta, Aerin, Chuckles, and D'arcy. D'arcy is offically the Least Amused.
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diving_board_of_love2.jpg
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And in this later incarnation of the Diving Board of Looooove, we see Nessa, Kieron, Chuckles, and Magenta. Magenta is wearing a stupid hat, because as much as you would like to think so, the Diving Board of Looooove has no dress code.
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dominion.2.gif
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tim
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I am gonna SCORE TONIGHT....
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dominion.gif
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tim
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Dominion looks pretty darned normal here. What a nice change of pace.
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dot.jpg
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tim
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YES THAT'S RIGHT DOT WARNER THE CUTE ONE
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dr.weird.2.jpg
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tim
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"Sorry, gotta go, Mom's honking the horn!"
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dr.weird.jpg
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tim
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"Hi, kids! Me and my assistant Igor will show you the many fine sights and sounds of the castle! Remember, don't step too far off the path, and USE YOUR FLASHLIGHTS!"
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dracwolf.gif
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tim
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Hunk.
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edogysmirk.jpg
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tim
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Edogy and the lads go out for a day on the towne. They stop off at a couple pubs and get into a fight with those Shaughnessy boys. Can't we all just learn to get along? Come, we'll race to the rugby field.
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elpacoloco.bmp
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tim
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Another .BMP. I will complain and complain. 323k? What's WITH this kid? Well, either way, at least it looks like him.
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emu.jpg
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tim
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OH GOD PLEASE DON'T SHOW US WHAT'S IN THE BAG IN YOUR LAP
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enjoy1.gif
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tim
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Happy, Happy, I'm so Happy!
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enjoy2.gif
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tim
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Thoughtful, Thoughtful, I'm so Thoughtful!
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enjoy3.gif
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tim
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Posing, Posing, I'm so Posing!
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fade.jpg
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tim
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Why does every photo ever taken of a gothic person have to be out of focus? Is it the light? Is it how you always forget to adjust the shutter to handle all that dark makeup? By the way, Fade never looks like this at the TIM parties.
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fizban.jpg
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tim
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I get Quickcam working! I am happy man!
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foot.naked.jpg
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tim
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Man, I get such a kick out of foot. HA! I MAKE JOKE! FOOT! KICK!
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frajoke.jpg
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tim
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Ain't got nothing like THAT back in Australia, do ya, Kangaroo-boy? Best part is, that black thing on top of the dome is a DEATH LASER!
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freak.gif
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tim
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A-hilt!
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frodo.jpg
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tim
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Frodo smiles before heading down to the Black Beret for some poetry and finger snapping.
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garage.jpg
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tim
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Well, I don't think her user name is garage, but WOO! She can call herself any room of the house for ME!
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ged.gif
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tim
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I chose just the right 16 colors to make up my class photo.
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gentazigtazfarthing.gif
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tim
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Starting with the redhead and going clockwise, it's Taz, Ziggy, Magenta, and Farthing. Farthing is Taz's brother, Ziggy is Taz's boyfriend, and Magenta is Taz's friend. All things are Taz. Taz is all things.
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gimmiesomesnuh.gif
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tim
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Sketch takes a photo by The_Huntress and turns it into some sort of fashion ad for Popsnuh. This was during the initial height of the SNUH craze on TinyTIM.
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greywolf.gif
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tim
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Woof.
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greywolf.jpg
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tim
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Same as greywolf.gif, but much more compressed. The wonder of JPEG.
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groundhog.jpg
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tim
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If you don't have a computer handy and you want to view this photograph again, simply tie a bag over your head and jump up and down for 5 minutes.
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groundynhunty.jpg
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tim
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Jeff Lynne makes a rare appearance at a TIM party, wooing The_Huntress,who smiles while humming the soundtrack to Xanadu in her head.
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guybrush.jpg
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tim
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Someone give this guy something to EAT!
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guybrush2.gif
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tim
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Guybrush, an Australian TIMster, poses near a Christmas tree in a fashionable restaurant. He's ready to tell you what you want to hear.
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homerthebrave.gif
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tim
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No, no! That's homertheHUNGRY! (Note pop-culture mass-produced t-shirt proclaiming superiority of individuality and uniqueness.)
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imagine.2.jpg
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tim
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You! Down there! Catch THIS smile!
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imagine.3.jpg
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tim
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If I make some sort of Geisha Girl reference here, she'll never talk to me again. And let me say, I like hearing her talk.
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imagine.fun.jpg
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tim
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You're MUCH more likely to make the touchdown if the one on the left tries to tackle you. Just a hint.
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imagine.grin.jpg
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tim
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OH MY GOD IMAGINE STOP STICKING THE BOTTLE INTO YOUR NOSE
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imagine.jpg
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tim
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Yeah, just imagine.... OK, I'm back.
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imagine.party.jpg
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tim
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Wow, it was SUCH a party even the CAMERA got drunk. Notice the "festive" mood of the stooge on the right.
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imagine.prom.jpg
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tim
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Replace "IF" with "AS LONG AS IT'S" and you have a deal.
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imagine1.jpg
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tim
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Off day. Let's go back to imagine.jpg.
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imagionright.jpg
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tim
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(Put Before and After Joke Here)
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imagionright2.jpg
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tim
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Oh yeah, losing the nose definitely helped.
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isabella-paco.jpg
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tim
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HELP HEADS STUCK TOGETHER SEND CROWBAR AND VASELINE MAYBE TURKEY SUB FOR PACO
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jadeandjima.gif
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tim
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At the second TinyTIM Flag Day party, Jade (in mouse ears) and jima (in mouse ears) stand together, having met for the very first time at this event. Previously (and in all years since), they have run for president on the TinyTIM ticket. Note Jade's stylish wearing of the second TinyTIM TIMshirt, and jima wearing the prototype TIM buttons (made by Empedocles).
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jazzman.gif
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tim
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He said he was tired, and they said "we already booked the studio", and he said "man, I'm really, SO tired" and they said "it's non-refundable."
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jenifer.jpg
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tim
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Winner, Most Bland Black and White Portrait, 1998.
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jetanna.jpg
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tim
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BOOOOOMPH! Oh, sorry, Jet. I should have told you where the camera was.
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jetanna2.jpg
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tim
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Ok, I'm starting to see a theme here.
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jetanna3.jpg
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tim
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Yep, the theme is established. It would appear we have ourselves a nice full set of blurry photos of jetanna.
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jetanna4.jpg
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tim
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And here we round out the set completely. Yep, TinyTIM is your world headquarters for blurry photos of Jetanna. Even www.blurryjetanna.com can't hold a candle to us for the sheer vast number of hard-to-see, choppy images of jetanna's pretty face. Come try us today. We're number one!
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julien.2.jpg
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tim
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LOTS of pancakes!
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julien.gif
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tim
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Mmm, pancakes.
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kaakinski.jpg
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tim
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The caption says it all, don't you think?
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kahlua.gif
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tim
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Kahlua stands out in the morning sun and looks entirely non-plussed that you brought your camera with you. Ignoring his croaked pleas, you snap his photo anyway. The guilt comes later.
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kamio.gif
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tim
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No, really. YOU write the punchline. I dated her.
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kamio2.gif
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tim
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Kamio gives you the kind of look that haunts you for decades. She can do that.
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kappa.jpg
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tim
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GIVE ME TWO KEYBOARDS RIGHT NOW I AM READY TO USE THEM
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kazulanth.2.jpg
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tim
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INACTIVE TIMSTER. It is my turn to wear the ugly hat. Ha ha! Why are not you laughing, too? It is funny hat! ha ha!
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kazulanth.jpg
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tim
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INACTIVE TIMSTER. Stare into the loving eyes of a young lady who mounted a campaign to have Sketch dewizzed. Surprisingly, she doesn't use TIM anymore and Sketch is still a wizard.
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kazulanth.waldo.dadaleous.jpg
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tim
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INACTIVE TIMSTERS. "I am going to choke this cat now."
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khaos.jpg
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tim
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KhaOS is a pretty sexy MF, I hope you know. I know I do.
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khaosgrave.jpg
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tim
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Wow! KhaOS and the grave of William Blake! If Blake could only have lived to see this, he would have immediately shouted "Hey! Why do I have a gravestone!?".
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khaoswho.jpg
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tim
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KhaOS plays it extraordinarly cool, considering he just found out the hard way he can't change into his Superman outfit in this thing.
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khayeth.jpg
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tim
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Winky Winky! Hey, you're kind of cute! Want to see how I earned my Black Belt? Keep looking at me like that.
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kirby.jpg
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tim
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You know, I could start on the hair, but just let me say instead that that's a whole mess of wood there. Wood, wood, wood. I mean, that is what they mean when they say "wood-themed".
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knight.darkle.pleiades.jpg
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tim
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This is the finest bathroom we've EVER taken a picture in! How did you guys EVER find it? (I'm trying to avoid mentioning that Darkle could, if he wasn't paying attention, crush the other two gentlemen into fine pink powder.)
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lenora.gif
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tim
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Lenora is just what you're looking for!
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lenora97.jpg
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tim
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Using her Quickcam, Lenora smiles happily as she realizes she's got more soda in the fridge.
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linotte.3.jpg
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tim
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Babe City, Population: 1
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linotte.jpg
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tim
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Mystery solved! This is Linotte, who I didn't know was the face in the picture up there that I didn't know the name of. Well, Linotte, here's the key to Babe City, because you have arrived!
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linotte2.jpg
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tim
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This is the arty, blurred version of Linotte's photo. For her live album.
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luthiel.cannon.jpg
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tim
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Luthiel attempts, poorly, to hide the cannon he stole. Good disguise.
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lyrik-bench.jpg
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tim
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2:05pm: Signs your 2:00pm summer birthday party is going to suck.
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lyrik-celestial.jpg
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tim
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J CREW Catalog From Hell, Page 17.
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lyrik-cows.jpg
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tim
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That's not me. You'd know it was me if the Cow was RIGHT in the camera and over his shoulder, you saw a speck flying away as if kicked high into the air, with the word "Lyrik?" pointed at it.
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lysander.2.gif
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tim
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Maybe it's just me, but Lysander seems like he harbors, secretly, some sort of terrible power, a power so strong and so extensive that there is no way to harness or control it. All those who find out about this horrible power are mere pawns in its game, until he grows bored of them and they simply ... vanish. Or maybe he's just tired.
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lysander.gif
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tim
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OK, he looks less like he harbors, secretly, some sort of terrible power, a power so strong and so extensive that there is no way to harness or control it. Must be the dog.
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mackie.jpg
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tim
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What a very huge bad photo of mackie at a drum set.
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macro.jpg
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tim
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Macro looks a lot better with the facial hair. But the big white rectangle has to go.
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magen.far.taz.zig.gif
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tim
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Hey! We already saw this one!
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mandi.jpg
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tim
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I'm sure she's a nice lady, but I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES BECAUSE OF THIS PHOTO. What sort of satanic background is that? Did someone think that The Ring Cycle was a good cue for a portrait?
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marshal.gif
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tim
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I dunno. To me, it says, "Assassin".
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martin_w.jpg
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tim
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The kitten will get over it, one day, I'm sure.
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math-in-stpete-fl.jpg
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tim
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Math has a look of such pride on his face that for a second, JUST for a moment, you could almost swear he personally built everything behind him.
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math.in.painting.jpg
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tim
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OK, I admit it. He's right.
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math.jpg
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tim
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Look out, Math! THE KITCHEN IS STILL ALIVE! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AIIIIIIIGH!
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math1986.jpg
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tim
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Here we see Math in all his wonder and glory during his formative high school years. He went to high school with Sketch, so maybe we should just refer to them as his "malformative" years. Either way.... nice tie.
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mathias_and_pet.jpg
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tim
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Mathias got a really, really huge cat for Christmas. He was hoping and hoping but he couldn't, not really, assume he was going to get his wish. But he did.
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maxx.2.gif
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tim
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I can't wait until camp starts.
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maxx.2.jpg
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tim
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Hey, I'll bet he's using TIM. That explains the smile.
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maxx.gif
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tim
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Based on the other Maxx photos, I have to assume this is from a much younger, happier time.
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mcannick_nc4_ticket.jpg
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tim
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The directions say "Go North and listen for a party." We never saw him again.
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meg-and-mongo.jpg
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tim
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Wizard material.
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melody.jpg
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tim
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Heading to the Whale Watch, I see.
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merdryn.jpg
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tim
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Hey, sit down. We have a lot to discuss, and I have some of the finest java ever to spring from the bean. Evening's young, and hey, I think you got a lot more to say than just "I'm the prettiest angel to grace this cafe'". Com'on. I'm gentle.
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metalball.bmp
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tim
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It's NOT just a metal.ball...
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metalball2.bmp
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tim
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It's a really, really ROUND metal.ball!
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michael.gif
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tim
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Sensual.
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midnight_doing_a_moon.jpg
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tim
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Yes, that's right, some sequence of events occured somewhere which ended in the close-up photography of some woman's spandex-clad ass. Unfortunately, this can NOT be reproduced in the lab.
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midnight_in_white.jpg
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tim
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Well, thank God for butter.
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mikale.jpg
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tim
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HEHEHEHEHEHEH! SQUISHIES!
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mikale.stare.jpg
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tim
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The words that come to mind are "ANGRY PASTRY".
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mikale.the-freshmaker.jpg
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tim
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After they yelled "Cut", he stuck it RIGHT in his eye.
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milton.gif
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tim
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Just to break up the tension, here's the stupidest background texture you could ever hope to have.
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misty.1.jpg
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tim
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And all this can be yours, if the price is right.
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misty.2.jpg
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tim
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Come and hear the music of the niiiiight.
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misty.gif
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tim
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From her cute and cozy room, Misty looks at her Quickcam unhappily as she realizes once again that Men, in general, suck.
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mond.gif
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tim
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Yeah, it's a color photo! Black, and White!
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moni.jpg
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tim
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Moni is behind curtain #3. She's hoping you trade what you have for her.
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myra.1.jpg
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tim
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WITH THE POWER OF THE ANKH I PROVIDE ETERNAL PROTECTION TO YOU
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myra.2.jpg
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tim
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THE POWER OF THE ANKH WILL PROTECT YOU LOOK HOW SMILING I AM IT IS PROTECTING YOU SO WELL
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nails-portrait.jpg
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tim
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God, it's like looking at a photograph. OF THE WRONG THING.
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nails.aero.jpg
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tim
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Lt. Nails, FIRST CLASS!
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nails.eating.gif
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tim
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Nails (and the sexy Badger to the left of him) demonstrate the healthy, balanced meals available at TinyTIM's Flag Day parties.
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nails.inbed.gif
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tim
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Now, if that look isn't grade A prime "come hither", heck, I don't know what is.
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nara.jpg
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tim
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They labelled her so she wouldn't get lost.
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natasha.jpg
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tim
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No, no.. It's the LIGHT that's making it look purple.
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natasha.what.jpg
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tim
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And she didn't believe Nimdok when he told her. SURPRISE!
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neko.jpg
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tim
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I'm willing to bet she doesn't look like this in real life.
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nessa!dave.jpg
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tim
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God, we're just so stinking happy, you just wanna seal us up in cellophane and call us a set.
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nessa!dave2.jpg
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tim
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Our lovers show their private sides in an unguarded moment.
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nessa11.jpg
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tim
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Nessa looks like Brooke Shields. Exhibit A.
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nessa22.jpg
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tim
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Nessa looks like Brooke Shields. Exhibit B.
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nimdok.andjima.gif
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tim
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Posing up around Boston (that's the Children's/Computer Museums behind them, as well as the very famous Ice Cream Place In a Milk Bottle) are our intrepid wizards Nimdok and jima.
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nitida.jpg
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tim
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Wow.
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notdave1.jpg
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tim
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Don't worry. He likes this.
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nsd.jpg
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tim
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NascarSD comes in many fine colors and patterns. Choose the NascarSD for the room you want him to be in; choose several NascarSDs for your home! Bring a new fashion for the season... choose NascarSD!
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nsidious.jpg
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tim
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Making the International Sign for "My Nipples Are Choking"
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olivia.gif
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tim
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She's happy, I'll give her that.
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paco-hollywood.jpg
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tim
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Paco is CRUSHING HOLLYWOOD'S HEAD!
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paco.gif
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tim
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And it's ALL MINE!
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pan.jpg
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tim
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Pan does his world-famous impression of "roadkill under a glass-bottomed car".
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patrick.new.jpg
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tim
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And here we see Patrick after he retired to his cabin to write those very hostile letters (with special, unforgettable attachments) to various members of Industry and the Arts. I heard they've doubled the reward.
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patrick.old.jpg
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tim
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Heh, heh, heh. Let me tell you. You may think to yourself "Why am I signing this contract without even reading it?" And I want you to know, it's because of a special little thing called trust. Trust me, you won't regret it.
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patrick.redsquare.jpg
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tim
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And the bathrooms are THIS way!
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patrick.tbons.jpg
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tim
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Any closer and they'd be sharing a lung.
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peri.bmp
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tim
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Oh! It's PeriJOKERawan!
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pghtimsters.2.jpg
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tim
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Here's your list of targets, Agent. You have 30 days to kill them all.
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popsnuh.latex.jpg
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tim
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I have even more "absolutely no comment" than the previous picture.
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popsnuh.newyears94.jpg
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tim
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I have absolutely no comment.
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porcelina.jpg
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tim
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So boring, she fell asleep during a picture she took.
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rainydarcy.jpg
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tim
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It's amazing what you'll get pictures of if you wait outside in total darkness for an hour and suddenly take a flash picture.
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redevil.atwork.1.jpg
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tim
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Three Words: CASUAL GEEK CHIC
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redevil.atwork.2.jpg
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tim
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I think he likes you.
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redevil.school.jpg
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tim
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1st Runner Up, International Dragon-Lovin' Computer Geek Finals, Stockholm. (You should have seen FIRST PLACE!)
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redevil.winter99.jpg
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tim
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Now that's ONE INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH HAIRDRYER!
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rkr88.jpg
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tim
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JON BON JOVI WENT TO MY SCHOOL HERE'S THE PROOF
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rocker98a.jpg
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tim
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I WILL SACRIFICE MY GUITAR IN THE NAME OF DESTROYING THIS UGLY MURAL
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rocker98b.jpg
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tim
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Aerosmith: The Early Years
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rulita1.jpg
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tim
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I feel POUTY!
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rulita2.jpg
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tim
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Oh so POUTY!
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rulitaparty.jpg
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tim
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Here, have a drink. Then maybe you'l be able to figure out whatever the hell they're hanging from the ceiling back there.
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rulitaplastic.jpg
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tim
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Hey dude looks like your date wants you HAW HAW HAW
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rutabaga.gif
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tim
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What a spunky man! And he's on fire!
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ryanne1.jpg
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tim
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What a very large photograph of Ryanne.
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ryanne2.jpg
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tim
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Again, Ryanne shows the high art and culture of Singapore.
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ryanne3.jpg
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tim
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Ryanne doesn't want nothing to do with those condoms nohow.
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schroegrad.jpg
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tim
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No more pencils, no more books.... (OK, I'm getting nice towards the bottom of this list).
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sen.jpg
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tim
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BAD NEWS: Not offered lucrative government positions. GOOD NEWS: Can use whichever bathroom is free.
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shakespeare.gif
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tim
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You've been warned.
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skeeve.seoman.blackdeath.gif
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tim
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Drink no Evil, Preen no Evil, Sweat no Evil.
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sketch.at.work.gif
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tim
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Back when Sketch was working at Psygnosis as a Tech Support Engineer, his department was delighted to get their hands on a screen capture tool called "Snappy", which could take pictures right off a video feed. Well, we didn't have a video camera lying around, so the only thing that could suffice was the Security Camera. So, gleefully disassembling the only visual security in the place, the Tech Support Weasels started taking stupid black and white photos of ourselves. In this picture, Sketch is jumping up and down, and we were able to capture him in mid flight.
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sketch.blackdeath.gif
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tim
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What inspired me to slap labels all over this stuff, I'll never know. But there you go; a good demonstration of how TinyTIM brings together the most diverse of peoples. Black Death and I are natural enemies in the wild.
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sketch.newyears94.jpg
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tim
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Hi, I'm Sketch the Cow. I co-founded TinyTIM, and I'm here to tell you that the Database and technology behind TIM is as stable as I am!
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skilac.jpg
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tim
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Leo Desiree Cotton Print Dress, $14.99. Makeup by Chance, Body by Indoors.
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skilac.rulita.2.jpg
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tim
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All told, shouldn't the person who's BAREFOOT be feeling sharp pains in her foot? Well, that's not exactly perfect beachwear, anyway.
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skilac.rulita.jpg
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tim
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Together, they fight crime! OK, fine, actually they sit around and look pretty while crime occurs nearby.
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snuh.sketch.hatclub.jpg
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tim
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snuhconfuse.jpg
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tim
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Snuh is stunned to find himself in a scaled-up model of his own brain.
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snuhpics.zip
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tim
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This is a collection of all sorts of Popsnuh-related imagery, including the source picture for GIMMESNUH.GIF. If you're an avid SNUH collector (and I know you are) then this is the collection for you.
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snuhsket.jpg
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tim
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Yes, you asked for it, you clamored "Hey, where can we get the worst possible shot of Popsnuh and Sketch from their high school years? And we searched and we bribed and cajoled and we didn't find all that much so here it is.
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sorcerie.gif
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tim
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She's happy to see you. Hey, apparently you are too.
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soul.jpg
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tim
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Socialsearcher. -Marcia
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spry-boy.2.gif
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tim
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He's a very spry boy. Methinks he doth take yon TinyTIM and present hither and thou with prithee OK the joke got old even for me. Nice outfit, man.
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spry-boy.gif
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tim
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In an unguarded moment, Spry waits for his hair to dry.
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stiletto.2.jpg
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tim
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Wow, after that last picture of stiletto made him look so geeky, I'm sure glad he put up a more accurate portrait! Uh....
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stiletto.jpg
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tim
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Yeah, I'm really going to put a nasty comment on THIS picture. And next you'll have me kick a puppy.
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strangeways.jpg
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tim
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It's MUSHROOM BOY and CHAPEAU MUTT! They Fight Crime!
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surfrat.3.gif
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tim
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Giving new meaning to the word "egghead".
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surfrat.gif
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tim
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No cure for cancer, man.
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talmyr.jpg
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tim
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Dressed for... um, distinct accomplishment.
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tanaball.jpg
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tim
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THIS IS THE HAPPIEST METAL BALL IN THE WORLD
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tanaria.elmo.gif
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tim
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The funny part is, they manufacture that doll with the mouth CLOSED...
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tanaria.jpg
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tim
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Trying to ignore the phallic alluring Chrysler building yes I am I am
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tanaria.toystore.jpg
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tim
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Tanaria poses with Five Cuddly Beasts.
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tapemonkey.jpg
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tim
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A Squat, a Shot, and a Spot.
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tata.jpg
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tim
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WHO IS TATA AND WHY IS HE IN MY CLOSET?
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taz.2.gif
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tim
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More leg! More leg!
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taz.3.gif
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tim
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More blue! More blue!
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taz.4.gif
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tim
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More suburbia! More suburbia!
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taz.gif
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tim
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More leg! More leg!
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taz.ziggy.gif
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tim
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Ooop! Less boyfriend! Less boyfriend!
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teenyfaerie.jpg
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tim
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You just want to take her home and wrap her in a blanket and then arm yourself when the cops come to get her back.
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terra.jpg
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tim
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INACTIVE TIMSTER. Actually, she never WAS a TIMster. Carneggy put her picture up as a way to transfer the photo to some friends, essentially using TIM's FTP site as some sort of online Bus Locker. Well, she's a redhead, so she's going up. That's one huge honkin' corsage, by the way.
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the_huntress.gif
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tim
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Later, she would not be so willing to pose this way.
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theredking.1.jpg
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tim
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Oh, you mean red EYE king.
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theredking.2.jpg
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tim
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(Barbershop quartet joke here)
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theslass-evil.jpg
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tim
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Oh, yeah, REAL evil.. Like watching a Bison Frisse going "Grrrrrrr."
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theslass-id.jpg
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tim
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Voted Most Likely to Star in Porn Flick based on Name Alone
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theslass.jpg
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tim
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Ha ha ha! The Exchange Program has enabled me to make many new friends and learn your foolish language!
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timsters.pittsburgh.jpg
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tim
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We are a bunch of Lunatics! Please give us homes and warmth and TV!
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tinker.gif
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tim
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It was TINKER! In the JEANS! With the COOKIE!
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tinytimsalute.nc1.jpg
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tim
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Slightly edited (Marcia doesn't like having her photo out there, hence all light has disappeared from her BY SHEER FORCE OF WILL), we see the entire wizardry of TinyTIM doing the semi-obscure TinyTIM Salute at NC 1. This is the only time that all the wizardry of TinyTIM have been on one actual physical place at one time. We took lots of pictures. The next question, of course, is who was minding TinyTIM??!?! But it omehow survived. Notice how happy everyone is. That's what being a wizard on TIM is all about, man: Happiness.
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twister5.jpg
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tim
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You know what the scary part is? They're not actually playing Twister...
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ultimate.guy.jpg
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tim
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I don't know what he was thinking.
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veralynn.3.jpg
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tim
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I don't know what they're selling, but with THIS covergirl, I'll take a dozen!
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veralynn1.jpg
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tim
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NO NO GET OUT OF THE CAMERA
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veralynn2.jpg
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tim
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$49.95 Batteries Extra
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vestemente.gif
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tim
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(giggle!)
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waldo.dadaleous.jpg
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tim
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INACTIVE TIMSTERS. This guy blows.
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walrus.jpg
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tim
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Thanks, man. Now I gotta get the Visine.
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werewolf_bike.jpg
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tim
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This man is a BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER.
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werewolf_cernunnos.jpg
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tim
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Make that a BAD ASS SATANIC MOTHER FUCKER.
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woody.gif
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tim
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Woody! Keeper of the Sacred NC Party Site, watcher of the Holy Pool, and all around the greatest dude ever, so great that we have to share him with TrippyMUSH (who maintain an @WOODY command) and, of course, he lucky folks of Durham, North Carolina. What a gentleman, what a guy. A phenomenon with a heart of gold.
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xarisa.jpg
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tim
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Xarisa is spooked by the camera and attempts to headbutt your intrepid photographer!
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yangie.2.jpg
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tim
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Yangie and her boy toy pose next to the most phallic thing I've seen in a long, long time.
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yangie.jpg
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tim
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Don't let go, man! She might FLY AWAY or something!
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ycho.atwork.jpg
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tim
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Not to be confused with ycho.athome.stickingforksinhimself.helpme.imsoalone.jpg.
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zenrhino.grinning.jpg
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tim
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And what he's cooking... is you.
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zenrhino.jpg
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tim
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I swear to you, this man is a professional cook.
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zenrhino.rocker.jpg
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tim
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Oh, WE'RE THE BOYS OF THE CHORUS WE HOPE YOU LIKE OUR SHOW
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zenrhino.rocker.wedding.jpg
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tim
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Time to go, man! Zen! NO! DO NOT ATTACK! STAY!
zenrhino.toast.jpg
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tim
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A TOAST! To my fitting into this suit!
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zenrhino.undressing.jpg
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tim
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This won't hurt a bit. OK, maybe a little.
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zenrhino.withhair.jpg
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tim
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ZenRhino with hair looks like zenrhino without hair going incognito.
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ziggy.jpg
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tim
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It's summertime, and the living is easy. All I need is a wooden staircase and my precious yellow bucket. Hands off, man. The bucket is mine.
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